Random conversation dat makes me haha

Prince Charming: "You! You can't lie! Where is Shrek?"
Pinocchio: "Well, uh, I don't know where he's not."
Prince Charming: "You don't know where Shrek is?"
Pinocchio: "On the contrary,"
Prince Charming: "So you do know where he is!"
Pinocchio: "I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that I undeniably"
Prince Charming: "Stop it!"
Pinocchio: "Do or do not know where he shouldn't probably be. If that indeed wasn't where he isn't!"


Magic Mirror: Our first bachelorette is a mentally abused shut-in from a kingdom far, far away. She likes sushi and hot-tubbing any time. Her hobbies include cooking and cleaning for her two evil sisters. Let's hear it for Cinderella! Bachelorette number two is a cape-wearing girl from the Land of Fantasy. Although she lives with seven other men, she's not easy. Just kiss her frozen, dead lips and find out what a live wire she is. Give it up for Snow White! And last but not least is a fiery redhead who lives in a dragon-guarded castle surrounded by a boiling lake of lava. But don't let that cool you off. She's a loaded pistol who likes piña coladas and getting caught in the rain. Yours for the rescuing, Princess Fiona!


The Donkey: C'mon, princess, you're not that ugly. All right, you are ugly. But you're only like this at night. Shrek's ugly 24/7.


Princess Fiona: Shrek's hurt.
The Donkey: What? Shrek's hurt? Oh, no, Shrek's gonna die!
Shrek: Donkey, I'm fine.
The Donkey: You can't die on me, Shrek! I'm too young for you to die! Keep your feet elevated! Turn your head and cough! Does anybody know the Heimlich?


Shrek: Quick tell a lie!
Pinocchio: What should I say?
Donkey: Say something crazy... like you're wearing ladies underwear.
Pinocchio: Um, ok. I'm wearing ladies underwear.
Pinocchio: [silence]
Shrek: Are you?
Pinocchio: I most certainly am not.
Pinocchio: [nose extends] .
Donkey: It looks like you most certainly am are.
Pinocchio: I am not.
Pinocchio: [nose extends]
Puss-in-Boots: What Kind?
Gingerbread Man: IT'S A THONG!


Donkey: What about my Miranda rights? You're supposed to say, "You have the right to remain silent." Nobody said I have the right to remain silent!
Shrek: Donkey, you HAVE the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity.
Puss-in-Boots: [camera shows just Puss] I must hold on before I, too, go totally mad.
Gingerbread Man: Shrek? Donkey?
Puss-in-Boots: [looks up to see fairy tale creatures above him] Too late.


Donkey: Alright people, let's do this thing. Go Team Dynamite!
Pinocchio: But I thought we agreed we'd go by the name Team Super-cool.
Gingerbread Man: As I recall, it was Team Awesome.
Wolf: I voted for Team Alpha Wolf Squadron.
Donkey: Alright, alright, alright. From henceforth, we're all to be known as Team Alpha Super Awesome Cool Dynamite Wolf Squadron.


Shrek: Fiona, try to be reasonable. Have you seen a baby lately? All they do is eat and poop, and then they cry, and they cry when they poop, and poop when they cry. Now imagine an *ogre* baby. They extra cry, and they extra poop.


Shrek: I can't believe I'm going to be a father. How did this happened?
Puss in Boots: Allow me to explain. When a man falls in love with a woman, he is overcome with powerful urges...
Shrek: I know how it happened! I just can't believe it.
Donkey: [to Puss] How does it happen?

isturyahee

Bangin ka ba? Kasi
Nahuhulog na ako sa 'yo, naman kasi
Unggoy ka ba? Kasi
Sumasabit ka sa puso ko, naman kasi
Pustiso ka ba? Kasi
You know I can't smile without you
Pagod na pagod na ako
Maghapon ka na kasing tumatakbo sa isipan ko
Kasi naman kasi

Mahal kita
Bagay tayong dalawa
Papicture nga
Para mapadevelop kita
Hindi tayo tao, hindi rin tayo hayop
Bagay tayo, bagay talaga

Papupulis kita, kasi
Ninakaw mo ang puso ko, naman kasi
Kuto ka ba? Kasi
Palagi ka sa ulo ko
Naman kasi
Apoy ka ba? Kasi
Alab-alab I love you

Magsalbabida ka nga
Kasi baka malunod ka sa pag-ibig ko
Kasi naman kasi

Mahal kita
Bagay tayong dalawa
Papicture nga
Para mapadevelop kita
Hindi tayo tao, hindi rin tayo hayop
Bagay tayo, bagay talaga

Kamukha mo si Papa P, Papa P (Ding Dong)
P Papa P, Papa P
P Papa P, Papa P (Dingdong)

Exam ka ba, kasi
Sasagutin kita agad-agad, naman kasi
Drugs ka ba? Kakaadik ka kasi, kasi, naman kasi
Kulangot ka ba? You're really really hard to get
Posporo ka ba? E di posporo rin ako
Para match
Kasi naman kasi
Mahal kita
Bagay tayong dalawa
Papicture nga
Para mapadevelop kita

Hindi tayo tao, hindi rin tayo hayop
Bagay tayo, bagay talaga

Pustiso ka nga, kasi
I really really can't smile without you.

Bloody HeLL!

Goodness gracious...wat an Exam!!!

suction ON...brrrrrrr

mga pasyenteng stupurous
mga watchers na minsan mas marami pang orders kesa Doktor
mga NoD na masaya pag may mga student nurses dahil di na sila makakapag charting
mga C. I na halos 2 hours kung mag break...
mga linen na sinestrectched at tina tucked well
mga IVF na kelangan i regulate mayat maya dahil pina fast drip ng mga "MuMu"
...
receive lying on bed stupurous...
On VSq hourly and I & Oq hourly monitoring(  di mo halos matapon ang ihi sa cr  mula sa uro bag dahil merong " MuMU" sa cr)

VS rechecked & recorded, febrile (38.3) TSB rendered...

tapos bigla nagka respiratory distress...
o2 @ 10L/ min
...tinawag yung doktor
nag Cpr yung doktor, tapos umalis
nag cpr ang mga Nod tapos kami mga students...
sunod sunod n CpR...
dilated na ang pupils ng pasyente, at blue na ang kulay nyah...
yung isang watcher umiiyak, yung isa nag fi freak out...
kami patuloy na nag si cpr at nag a ambubagging...
nag enjek nang epinephrine...
na dedo pa rin...
kaya nka post mortem kami...=[


In Memory sa mg pts na kinuha na ni Lord sa MiCU [ med. intensive care uniT]
 may u resT in Peace =]

Si Brunner at Suddarth

hawak hawak ang berdeng libro....
akyat akyat sa hagdanan...
sagot sagot sa quiz...
tsk,kulang ng tatlong puntos para pumasa...
NaBadtriP...kaya kumain ng marami...
sumaya uLit..nakinig,nakinig...
****UWIAN NA ****

Ang luntiang libro na ngayoy may 11th edition na,kaya meron naring kulay orange.
Puno ng astig na impormasyon...
..pero kahit paborito ko to,minamalas ako sa mga quizzes..=[
Pero kahit na, mas astig naman xya basahin kompara sa ''Kozier''

.... Ikaw may Brunner & Suddarth ka ba?

nocturnal___

bisi bisihan si etil da great...
>nhuman rajud ang Pharma...
study ntag NCM kay alas 5 na sa buntag..
LOL. may nasaksihan akong kahindighindig, Yak.

Porpeyt Strikes Agen!

hayskul layp o may hayskul layp ay remember kaysaya
harhar!
lab.lab
XD

C2 days r Uber!

nakauli najud...

CChd =]

yey. !

pero mka miss ang ritual ni Tin.tin ug ringtone ni Renz

hahaha

pasalamat ka ,ur still Alive

bwisitness...
Linsyakness...
tarantadness...
kaineSSS!
My GessH!
Inuubos mo Powers ko!
PunyemaseN!
Nahiwalay ba dalawang Lobe ng Utak Mo?
Putekness na gArgantuan.

Pak syiT

Okatokat? di ah.

Di kelangang matakot...
Kelangan lang labanan ang kahinaan...



Tama!

Tagtuyot sa lalamunan

Praktis ako ng praktis may uniporm nako..baket???

anim na araw na lang Capping na... ang tanong, makakanta pa kaya ako nyan?
wala na akong boses...dahil bumibirit ako palagi tuwing praktis..naks.
Ang totoo talaga me ubo sipon at konting lagnat ako...teka signs n symptoms byan ng Flu?
Newey masaya ako pag wala akong boses pero kung may halong sipon at Ubo..Linsyak kayo na lang.

Oceans will parttttttttt! Nations KAmmmmmmmm! AtDAH wisPeRRR of YOORRR KOLLL!
-BIRIT TO Da MAx DIBA?

Ubo
Ubo
Ubo

ACHOOOOOOO!!!

ooopppsss.sorry, Baka nahawaan ka ng Swine fLOWWW.

Hanggang 80 lng ba ang kaya ng Utak koh?

Ilang kape pa ang kailangang maubos

Ilang gabi pa na ang mata ay nakabuka

Ilang potokapi pa ang kaylangang basahin

at ilang libro ang kailangan buklatin

Ubos na ang marker

bolpen ay naiwala pa

Hinihingan ng papel galit na

Magulang ay umaasa

Bilang na mga araw para sa Final Exam ay heto na...ang tanong,

NAKABAYAD KANA BA?

Clearans mo, puno na ba ng pirma?

Kumusta na ang C.P nyo? tapos na ba?

Hahayyy.

Inuman nalang ba ang kasagutan sa mga problema?


----------Oras na para itigil ito...harapin ang mga Libro...at sabihing Kaya ko Ito!-------------

_My so called Friends_

I have a lot of friends and not just friends but one of a kind friends.... These Friends i'm talking about makes me happy when I'm sad, teach me to laugh at my own mistake and accept me for being a VAMPIRE!----Joke>>>accept me for being who I am -Tsar! These Friends of mine are classified to groups---hahaha. and this are the following: Porpeyt, Burubutu, Assorted and the latest- 50centsMarie! For believing with me,for dreaming with me,for surviving with me and for joining me in all of my whirlwinds of adventures, >>>>>>even if its Corny>>>>>THANK YOU So Much my beloved FRIENDS!!! So to my Friends >>> No matter what----Friends For Life .

What's with mah Name?

My name is Ethel Ann Jon M. Azarce. ethel ann JON... JON? why JON? As what my mom told me, they really wanted to have a baby boy but after giving birth to my 2 sisters, my mother decided that whether the youngest will be a boy or a girl, its name will have Jon or Jun, but it is a girl so --- JON. When I was still in kinder I thought that jon-jon is just a nickname and when somebody ask for my name they always thought its LITTLE and not ETHEL (pangag eh,dli matarung ug lituk.) Until I realize that Jon is really part of my name so-----ACCEPTANCE. But its okay I love my name as much as I love my dream name which is PILAR----hahaha. By the way "ethel" came from-THELma which is my mothers name and "ann" came from rolANdo my papas name.and jon---came from the ideas of my parents--hahaha.luv u ma,pa. Thats all. BUMSKALA!!! =]

"Paano nga Ba Umibig ang mga Walang Puso"

...Ang kuwento ng mga kontrabida sa teleserye at totoong buhay...

Sabi nga nila ang pag-ibig hahamakin ang lahat. Ito ang nagpapaikot sa mundo. Love is blind. Love is all that matter,
faithful and forever...

Paano nga ba umiibig ang mga walang puso?
Kung teleserye ang pag uusapan, unang-unang nangyayari ay ang inggitan( dito kadalasan ang kontrabida ay babae,
mayaman siya at nakukuha nya ang lahat pero ang pinili nang poging lalake ay ang mahirap at mahinhin na bida...)

Susundan ito ng pagkabuo ng galit at poot sa kanyang puso. Di maglalaon magbabalak na siyang sila ay papatayin
( kung hindi na mahal ng kontrabida ang lalake) o siya ay papatayin(kung mahal nya parin ang lalake)

Gagawin niya ang lahat makuha nya lang ang palagay niyay sa kanya, subalit makuha man nya ang lalaking gusto nya,
hindi naman nito maibibigay ang pag-ibig na hinihingi nya.

Sa huli, maiisip niyang kung mahal niya talaga si lalake, hahayaan niya itong maging masaya, kahit pa hindi siya parte
ng kasiyahang yun.

Maraming kontrabida ang ganito ang drama sa totoong buhay. Ang ilan, kahit alam nilang di sila masusuklian ng
pag-ibig na hinihingi nila, sige parin ng sige, sa isip kasi nila, " Baka balang araw matututunan niya rin akong mahalin."

Bawang para Lagnatin ng Panandalian!

epektib po ito! akin ng nasubukan noong akoy Grade 6! at talagang iinit ang katawan mo...na parang nilalagnat ka talaga!
Paano ba gagamitn ang bawang? Simpleng simple! heto kung paano:

1. maghanap ng bawang sa kusina.
2. tadtarin ng di gaanong pino at kumuha ng dalawang piraso.
3. Magsuot ng sweater para madali kang pagpawisan at
4.ipitn sa magkabilang kilikili ang bawang.
5.umarte na parang nanglalamig at makalipas ang ilang minuto...
6. Janjaran! iinit na ang katawan mo at Nilalagnat kana kunwari!
source: nakita ko kasi noon sa isang episode sa Gimik na nilagyan ni carlo aquino ng bawang yung kilikili nya para di sya makapasok. Kaya lang sa kasamaang palad,nangamoy yung bawang dahil sa tagal nitong pagkakaipit at nahuli sya ng mama nyang nagsisinungaling)
...di ko pa alam ang scientific explanation nito.,alam nyo ba?)

Galit ako sa'yo. Pramis.

Ang pangit naman nya sabi mo,ngumiti lang ako.Ay ang laswa nilang tignan diba?,ngumiti parin ako.
Nagsalita ka,nakinig ako,nagsalita ako...Binara mo ako.

SINO ka ba sa akala MO?

Sabi mo noon di ka magbabago,ayaw mo sa mga ganyang bagay,tutuparin natin ang mga pangakong tayo lang ang naniniwalang pangako talaga yun. Pero kahit anong gawin mo, darating ang araw na mag iiba ang gusto ng isang tao. Mula sa pag kilos,pagsasalita,hanggang sa pananaw sa buhay.At isa ka dun.

Na culture shock ka ba? Ano ba talagang NAngYari! nakakainis ka na.Di na kita masakyan. Ang akin lang naman umayos ka ng MARANGAL at DAKILA! aysin mong buhay mo! Matuto kang mahiya!

Alam kung naniniwala ka sa kasabihang," Ikaw lang ang nakakakilala sa tunay na ikaw" kaya lang kung ikaw maggagaganyan..susme.TUMIGIL ka ngayon DIN.

Akala mo ikaw ang inaapi dahil pinag uusapan kana,pero alam mo ba kung bakit ka pinag uusapan? at alam mo ba kung bakit di mo alam na pinag uusapan ka? Kasi TANGA ka.

Pinag uusapan ka ng Madlang Pipol dahil nagsisinungaling ka para tanggapin ka ng Madlang Pipol.

Noon ayaw kung isipin na talagang nagbago ka na pero dahil sa ginawa mong pag iiwan sa akin at pagsama sa boypren mo nung PUPUNTA sana tayo SA ISANG palabas at talagang nagmukha akong tanga kasi nga iniwan mo ako bigla----muntik ko ng mapunit ang hinahawakan kung notebook nun. Okay lang naman sana kung sinabihan mo ako nang mas maaga ng di na tayo tumuloy sa lakad natin.Natanong ko nga,kaibigan "ko ba talaga ito?

Nasaan ka na?Nasaan na ang dating ikaw? miss na kita.pramis.Sana makapaglaro ulit tayo ng Invisible game gaya nung hayskul pa tayo.

----Para sa taong,masaya ako pag siya ay tulog dahil di sya nakakagawa ng kasalanan.

Why Did I Choose Nursing?

''I solemnly pledge myself before God and in the presence of this assembly, to pass my life in purity and to practice my profession faithfully.''--- that was part of Nightingale's Pledge.
Being in my 2nd level in Nursing i still cant imagine how to practice this profession faithfully but still manage to cope up with everything needed to pass this course.

Why did I choose this course? Well it is because of my mother's dream for me and I want to give her dreams a chance because I love my mother so much.

But When I was still In my first year in college, I really really don't like my course and I hate it because I don't like to care sick people and see people die in my arms or seeing them suffering.

Until I reach my second level in this course and there are lot of things that made me realize that nursing is indeed a course that really makes you a responsible person. It teach you to be patient enough and makes your English more wonderful when dealing with those nursing diagnoses...

I really like to be involve in making movies,writing books and pictures. I rather stay in house than in hospital. I want to hold a camera and not an injection BUT I LIKE MY COURSE
NOW. I know someday I will take the course that I really like and I will be able to meet J.K Rowling, Neil Gaiman, Michael Bay, Will Smith and the creator of Shrek and LOTR... =]

'' You Call IT NURSING, WE CALL IT LIFE."

Eyebags

Pagsapit ng dilim

Haharapin ang lagim

Ang mga naghihintay na libro

ay babasahin

Isa, dalawa, tatlong oras

Matay sumusuko
Apat , lima
Matay di maibuka

Pagsapit nang umaga
Haharapin ang problema
Bawal na nga maligo
Almusal ay nakalimutan pa
Bahala na, bastat
Exam ay masasagutan ng
Bonggang bongga.

Up coming Movies dis 2009!

1. Two Lovers (feb.13)

Joaquin Phoenix & Gwyneth Paltrow

...Drama- Romance toh..kaya senti- senti,

2. Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience ( feb. 27)

obyus na man siguro kung sino ang mga Bida dba?

3. Fast & Furious (April 3)

magbabalik si vin diesel at Paul Walker! yez!

4.Dragonball Evolution (April 8)

naa si Chow Yun-Fat Wohoo!

5. Crank 2: High Voltage (April 17)

si papa Jason Statham ..magbabalik rin! alabyuh!

6. Terminator Salvation ( May 21)

si CHRISTIAN BALE ANG BIDA>>ayayay.

7.Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (June 26)

Shia Lebeouf is hotter dan ever! my golly!

8. Ice Age 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs( July 1)

Scrat is back! wawaweee!

9. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince ( July 17)

awooooh!!! si snape jud ang half blud prince,ug iyang gipatay si dumbledore...pootek..pero i still trust snape!

10. Avatar (dec.18)

nindut guro ni...

woops..ayaw sag ka excite mga pipol ..

TANDAAN: ito ay pawang U.S screeening pa..ang manila mostly ang naga sabay ug follow sa exact screening.., dri sa davao..after 2 or 3 mos. pa.. hahaha.